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You probably don’t remember me, but I was that guy leaning against the scaffolding by the Houston Street subway entrance that you walked past and didn’t even look at in 2008. You were surprisingly thin, strikingly tall, and looked older than I expected, but it happens to everyone and I’m fully aware Hollywood make-up is nothing but lies. I thought I invented the small dog I saw you walking, but I just checked wikipedia and it says you own one, so my memory was correct. He was cute.
As you were walking away, I wanted to shout, “I loved you in Lord of Illusions!” but even though I did like that movie, I thought you would have assumed it was some kind of back-handed compliment. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings or ruin your day. No one needs that bullshit.